Friday, January 30, 2009

Top secret hands-free, contactless phone

Someone asked me what I thought about this (link: video clip) today. It's a phone in development that apparently does not need any contact/input from a user.

I actually think stuff like this is nonsense. Below is my response to the question:

If I had to write this up, I'd say that it's a flash in the pan. It's got no major backing (e.g. Nokia, Motorola) who dominate market share and release minor upgrades (e.g. phones with Facebook support built in) that users snap up. I'd say it's a little too advanced for most people, and when you take away the tactile nature of typing a text, scrolling a list etc, unfortunately you take away what this generation of technology users are used to. Case in point, there have been voice recognition systems, gloves that allow you to move an on-screen pointer, trackballs etc - but people still use a standard mouse and keyboard in 99% of cases. If you ask mobile users what bugs them most about their phone it's rarely that it's too big, or "I have to hold it in my hand" or "I lose my numbers if I lose my phone" so, really this isn't solving a problem for people, just a different way of doing what they already do. The iPhone (in my opinion) has become so huge so quickly not because it's touch-screen - after all, a touch-screen keyboard does nothing different to a non touch-screen keyboard - but because it does what all other phones already do, plus provides a very decent mp3 player, plus provides an extensible platform so it can provide almost anything you can think of (games, photo editor, measurement convertor, notepad, to-do list). Just look at the stats on the uptake of apps on the iPhone:

http://www.appcraver.com/apple-app-store-success-by-numbers/
  • 100 million: Apps downloaded from the App Store as of the first week of September
  • 4.8 million: Apps downloaded each day
  • 30 percent: Amount Apple receives on gross sales of apps through the App Store
  • $1 billion: Annual profit investment banker Piper Jaffray predicts Apple will generate through the App Store
  • $100 million: Amount Apple donated to iFund to support iPhone and iPod touch app dev
  • 16.6 percent: iPhone's worldwide smartphone market share, second only to that of Nokia
  • July 10, 2008: Date the App Store's opened
  • 1st, 2nd and 5th: Spots the iPod touch holds on Amazon's MP3 best-seller list for 2008
  • 36: Hours of continuous audio playback supported by the iPod touch's battery
  • Jan. 9, 2007: Date Apple announced the iPhone.
  • 38,000: iFart Mobile apps sold on Christmas 2008, according to the developer
  • 77 million: iPhones Generator Research predicts Apple will sell in 2013

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

GPS-based advertising...

This question popped up on a group I'm a part of:

With the advent of more GPS and WI-FI enable mobile devices; do you think LBS (location base services) would be able to deliver a more effective ROI than SEM and/or display banner ads?

My response, if anyone's interested was...

Seems like a perfect first step towards "Minority Report" style advertising that greets you personally on-screen and follows you as you go about your everyday. I think rights groups would have a field-day, since it not only borders on invasive - it practically annexes it :)
Still - to add to the discussion... since getting my iPhone a few months back it has radically changed the way I do so many things. Apps such as "Around Me" allow me to get listings on what's in my local vacinity for example, whilst photo blog apps automatically allow me to to Geo-Tag the pics. For me, that comes down to a pull/push relationship. I seem to subconciously be all for pull info, where I request & control it. If it started being pushed to me, automatically based on where I am right now it could go either way. Walking past an HMV in Stockport (should I ever go there) and receiving an ad/SMS to say that they are having a 20% sale in that branch would be perceived as potentially beneficial to me (especially if it's based on data collected from my profile and is *relevant* (key word right there). If I started getting hit with irrelevant ads ("Buy a skirt in New Look - enter our prize draw") I think I'd wig out in a big way.

Nikon D3 cut in half

I recently purchased my first DSLR camera (Canon EOS 350D) so I can learn photography; the joys of aperture, exposure, depth-of-field and the like. I'm enjoying it so far - it's nice to learn something new and humbling to know bugger all about something :)

Neatorama have posted a link to a nice post showing a Nikon D3 camera sliced in half; its innards showing and all. Seems appropriate I share it with y'all…

See more shots of it here

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The Warehouse - online comic

I've been reading The Warehouse online comic for a while now. I have a nice RSS feed that just tells me when a new one is online and I pop over and have a gander as it's cartoony oddness. I'm not sure what I like about it per se (although I love the design style) but it often gives me a little chuckle. Carl H, the author, often manages to get a new comic out each day, which is more than I can say for my blogging efforts, so hats off to the geezer too :)

If movie posters were honest...

Bloody brilliant. My favourites are below. Check 'em all out here…

Thanks Neatorama

Data geek - emails mapped as a social network

I'm a bit of a data geek; I enjoy splitting a set of info up any which way to spot patterns and blah, blah I'm sure you don't care.

But, Christopher Baker's a guy who takes it to another level. Check out how his email comms habits manifest as a diagram.

As ever, thanks Neatorama!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Birthday cake error (FAIL)

Ah… the perils of our do-it-all-online society bite dear old Aunt Elsa's birthday committee in the ass :)

Thanks Neatorama!

Friday, January 23, 2009

Creative business cards

Contrary to opinion, I don't only love digital - there are some truly brilliant pieces of 'offline' work I love too. This collection of business cards (thanks Neatorama) showcases some brilliantly creative solutions.

This one…

…is kinda haunting. Reminds me of Salad Fingers (which I loved and was one of the 1st things that really gripped me online).


Salad Fingers by David Firth

A fabulous one for a dentist…

Who knew that dentistry would inspire such creativity? Another one here has dental floss sewn through the card…

I could do with my headhunters coming up with edible business cards like this :) I'm guessing it's rice paper or something.

Gotta love the message that this debt recovery agent's card sends out (if it's genuine). Pay up or we'll break something :)

And this one for a divorce lawyer is a stroke of genius!

But there's always hope…

a

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Food porn

Getting very, very, very, very bored of food porn. This ad is ridiculous. If you went along with it then I swear to almighty God on high that this "hot chocolate heaven" will be your best lay, your greatest high and OH MY GOD... a heated chocolate drink.


-- Post From My iPhone

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Family guy is eating my life




-- Post From My iPhone

iPhone/iTouch *Sniper Rifle* attachment

I've delivered a veritable plethora of weird Apple apps today, but... DAMN.

Tap in the variables such as weather conditions, ammunition type, distance to target, and wind speed before exhaling and gently squeezing back on your second amendment right. God bless America.

Read more at the original Engadget post

Update: some images of the app itself. God help us...

Still, at least you can listen to your favourite Brahms or Sugababes whilst you remove ¾ of someone's head with a high-caliber round.

iPropose - iPhone apps gone wrong

OK...ok...I've just about stopped laughing and have popped down to the ground floor to pick up my jaw.

Yes, lovers and romancers, if you're ever stuck for the words to ask your betrothed to marry you, have perhaps lost your voice, or even suffered a catastrophic brain injury that has left you incapable of tact or dignity, then this might be the app for you.

In the developer's own words:

Need to pop that special question, but not sure how to do it?

Ask her the 2009 way, install the iPropose application on her iPhone or iPod Touch and leave the screen with just the ring icon showing.

If she clicks yes, you'll hear cheers. If she clicks no, she'll hear the sobbing of your broken heart.

If that somewhat convoluted way of doing pretty much anything (hey, she might not notice it, swipe over and hit the stocks icon and end up losing her worldy savings in this turbulent economic time), she'll be presented with this thing of beauty, from which to make one of the biggest decisions in her life:

Pure, unadulterated expression of love. You could just hand the phone over with one hand, while still holding your pint in the other.

Gee.Nee.Us. Check it out on Apptism.com

Voice controlled alarm - iPhone app

Surely a stroke of genius, the Voice Controlled Alarm app for the iTouch/iPhone realises my desire to tell me alarm clock to "F*ck off" with its irritatingly chirpy rendition of church bells first thing in the morning.

Ding, dong, ding..."f*ck off"...dong..ding, dong ding..."FUCK OFF"

Gotta be worth 49p, surely?

Voice controlled alarm clock app on Apptism.com

Microsoft Songsmith - make your own *dreadful* songs

Odd this one. From the voice of MS itself:

What is Songsmith? Songsmith generates musical accompaniment to match a singer’s voice. Just choose a musical style, sing into your PC’s microphone, and Songsmith will create backing music for you. Then share your songs with your friends and family, post your songs online, or create your own music videos.

...such as this bizarro Steel-drum version of "Roxanne" by The Police: http://www.neatorama.com/2009/01/20/songsmith-remixes/

Official MS page: http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/redmond/projects/songsmith/

Thanks Neatorama!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

My latest favourite Firefox extension - Site Launcher

Bloody brilliant. Annoyingly simple - makes you smack yourself upside-the-head and say "Why the hell didn't I think of that?". And aren't they always the best?

Site Launcher (link to Mozilla page | link to product page) is a devilishly simple way to open your favourite sites without all the faff of opening up bookmark toolbar menus, helpers (e.g. Delicious) or remembering what keyword you set to your bookmark.

Once installed, hitting CTRL + SPACE (by default, you can change it) opens up an overlay on whatever tab you are on (also customisable - change opacity, number of columns etc) like below:

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Once open, you just hit the corresponding keyboard key to open the site you want. So, for example, I have the Gmail website setup to open when I press "m" (for 'mail', stupid) and up it pops in a new tab. If you're a real speed freak though, ALT + SHIFT + M (in this case) will open that site without you even needing to open the Site Launcher overlay.

What's great about it is that it's easy to assign a site to something relevant: 'd' for digg.com, 'r' for Google Reader for example.

I've been using freeware desktop app Launchy for years now, and love it. Site Launcher is effectively Launchy for browsing and I love it :)

Launchy lets you define shortcut words to anything - folders, files, applications - then press ALT + SPACE at any time and type the shortcut to open it. I use it at work all the time to open the network drive folders directly, without having to open an explorer window, then navigate the drives and dozens of folders to get to a doc. Also highly recommended (and it's free!).

Ads get outed as Photoshop jobs by guerillas

Now, this is brilliant. I really dislike all the heavy post-production work that dominates advertising as I fell it has a particularly damaging sub-conscious effect on the way that people think they should look. Given that most ads feature people who could only look that way after some heavy time with the retouch boys, the only options are to walk around as some kind of digital projection, adjusting levels as you go and speak with the 'normies', or feel bad about how you don't match up to the perception of perfection.

Precis is that guerilla ad-busters have gone around Berlin and slapped stickies all over retouched ads, depicting the palletes you see when using Adobe Photoshop - industry touch-up tool of choice.

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Thanks Gizmodo

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Heavy Metal band name flowchart

Genius. I hate it when people do things that make me kick myself and wish I'd done it.

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Thanks Neatorama!

Monday, January 05, 2009